Hot Chocolate...

Sarah prepared us hot chocolate last night, made with milk, instead of water. (The instructions said water)

Mine tasted very weak, and not at all like chocolate.

Sarah: "What are you doing?"
Me : "Adding some more chocolate powder, I can't taste the chocolate.."
Sarah: "I added the right amount of scoops..."
Me : "Yeah, but you used milk instead of water"
Sarah: "So?...it's nicer with milk"
Me: : "Well I at least want to be able to taste the chocolate.."
Sarah: "It's not supposed to taste like chocolate!"
Me : "...But it's hot chocolate...what else could it possibly taste of?"
Sarah: "HOT CHOCOLATE!"
Me: : "Alright then..."

Oops!

I actually can't believe I've basically disregarded this blog, I'm going to do a little work on it tomorrow after work and I've made myself a promise I will post at least once a day. Even though nobody is currently reading this, I want to make a personal effort to keep this thing alive.

Still alive!

Well although I haven't posted here for a while the ball is still rolling and Sarah is still amusing me day in day out. I keep forgetting to post on here so I've made a mental note of posting each day regardless if Sarah has amused me or not. On another note, in bed the other night Sarah was singing All The Lovers by Kylie Minogue and kept getting all of the words wrong. Sarah for this with most songs. I shall post some of her lyrics here soon for the laughs!


- Posted from my iPhone

While sitting in the park

I told Sarah her feet are repulsive today in the park and she replied "aw but why, they let me stand up and kiss you". Now I feel bad.







They are still horrid though.

Edit: Sarah just seen this post and said "eeewww did you take a pic?......do I have verukas?!".

Learning a lesson

After leaving the living room door open for probably the 20th time today and being told to close it whenever I leave the room Sarah informs me "If you fucking do that again I'm going to get a bag of crisps and crunch in your ear"

I hate the sound people crunching :(

Hey!

Welcome to my blog!

I'm Shaun and I recently moved into a place with my long-term girlfriend, Sarah. We've been together for nearly 5 years and we're still going strong. I've been telling Sarah for months now that I'm going to crate a website to give the world an insight as to how insane we sound almost daily.

We're not really insane, Sarah is actually incredibly intelligent, currently doing her masters degree at university and I love her loads. One thing she lacks, like most people who are academic (*Hello hate mail*), is common sense. This is something that often gets me into fits of laughter, and I've decided to share some of our random conversations with the internet, not only so we can share our laughter but as a method for us to remember the good and sometimes horrid conversations we have together.

Sarah and I are a very happy couple, and you must bare in mind while reading this blog, these are only things that make me laugh/rage and most of the time make her sound incredibly silly. She probably (DEFINITELY DOES HAVE) has a load of beef she could post on the internet about me. I'm no oil painting either!

Anyway, take a seat and enjoy the ride. This site will probably develop into something that isn't exactly safe to read at work, as we both swear like troopers! But yeah, most couples will probably share similar experiences to us, have similar conversations and argue about similar things. Then again I could be completely wrong and we could just come across as weirdos. Whatever.